A Correction for Animal Lovers

For those of you who "awwwed" at this December 8th post, that was not the intended purpose. You were supposed to be mortified that the story made the website. Come on, people! Less heart! More news judgment!

In Case You Missed It

Julie thinks I look like Brad Pitt, and Kate thinks I look like Cary Grant. Calm down, ladies. There's plenty of Scott to go around.