Tasteless...Yet Hysterical, Too

From a bulletin board about television news (the thread topic was pranks played in newsrooms):
This one time I was screwing this college intern in the control room, and I slipped off my condom while she wasn't looking. A few weeks later she found out she was pregnant. She never could prove I was the father. Boy that was a hoot! She got a quickie abortion and named the fetus "Clumpy."