Life Would Be So Much Easier if I Weren't Surrounded by Idiots
So if you're an idiot, stop surrounding me...and stop reading my blog while you're at it. (All non-idiots can continue to read my blog on a regular, semi-regular or occasional basis...your choice.) Of course, the idiots will probably keep reading my blog...because...well....they're idiots.

I'm Number 1!
Number of classes remaining in undergraduate career: 1
Number of papers to write before then: 1
Number of completed pages of said paper: 1
Number of hours of sleep I expect to get tonight: 1

To Julie
Glad to see you're still alive.