Hey, MU, Think Your Website Can Embarass Me Some More?

Well, I sure was happy to find this on the web.

Don't see me? Check the last photo on the right. Yep, there I am...covered in whipped cream.

Oh, and while we're on the subject of photos, how come this guide can wear his shirt untucked and look okay, while, as previously mentioned, I do so and look homeless?