Maybe This Is Why I've Lost Five Pounds This Summer
Until 30 minutes ago, all I'd eaten today was a bowl of cereal, a Twix bar and a Vanilla Coke. Thank God I went to Wendy's so I could meet my dietary needs.

I Need to Seek Help
Whenever I have a good night of writing at the station, I start to worry mine is not creative writing, but obvious, trite writing. Then, I start to worry about things I've written for previous shows. Tonight, I even contemplated taping my newscasts and making non-journalism majors watch them to see if they groan. Too much?