Maybe Working at 6 a.m. Won't Be So Bad
I found out this morning that The Fifth Wheel airs at 4:30 a.m. What better way to wake up than that?

Speaking of Trashy TV Dating Shows...
When contestants on those shows disrobe in restaurants, aren't they violating some sort of health code?

The Seattle Times' Sports Section: Accurate and Original
In Sunday's paper, the Times' "baseball reporter" makes the following comment about the Royals: "Toto, I don't think we're in contention any more." First of all, dumbass, the Royals play in Missouri. Secondly, can you be a little more cliched, you granola-chompin', pot-smokin', latte-guzzlin' hippie. Go work for the P-I.