Mizzou, What the Fuck?
Hey, Mike Alden, which is more painful: watching today's game or an NCAA investigation?

It Just Doesn't Add Up
I like me the Real World.* I like me the Road Rules.** But I just don't like me the Real World/Road Rules Challenge. Sorry, Clare.

Please Visit Me
Now that I have a bed, we won't even have to share the futon.

*Well...some seasons
**At least last season