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Monday, November 17, 2003

Of Clogged Pores and Clogged Toilets
I have a zit on the end of my nose that rivals any from the middle school era. My nose is so red, I look like an alcoholic.

While plunging the toilet, I managed to splash toilet water on my face.

ELVES!
I've eaten a lot of E.L. Fusge cookies today. Way more than any adult should. Anyway, instead of the back of the cookie looking like the back of an elf, it now has a saying like "Dunk Head First" or "Do You Believe in Eleves?" All this reminds me of the time last spring or summer when I realized...at age 21...that the back of an E.L. Fudge cookie was designed to look like the back of an elf and not the front of an Eskimo.

 
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