I Must've Angered the Grocery Gods
It was one thing when I couldn't find Ben and Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk ice cream in Seattle-area stores. I could deal with that. I'd only had the ice cream a few times....not enough for an addiction to form. Then I realized nobody around here carries cherry Toaster Streudels. Slightly more annoying, but not the end of the world. But now...now...I'm not sure if I can keep going. I can't seem to find Totino's hamburger pizzas anywhere. Anywhere! I ask, is life even worth living if one can't enjoy Totino's hamburger pizza.