When You've Got Nothin' Else...
Give them cute baby photos.



That Reminds Me of the Time...
I told a reporter if he had a package with cute kids, puppies and good flame pix it would be the best television news story ever.

And That Reminds Me of the Time...
I said, "I hope they don't find that missing kid" because I didn't want to have to change my newscast.

And That Reminds Me...
I'm going to Hell.