File This Under Hungry
Burritofication sure takes a long time.

File This Under Really Hungry
The rough transcription of a conversation too good to NOT blog about:

Scott: Okay, I gotta go. I'm hungry. I haven't eaten since 6:30 this morning. That's a long time.
Julie: That is a long time. Are you hungry enough to eat a baby? (An old crowd favorite Scottism.)
Scott: I'm hungry enough to eat a toddler. When you go to the baby restaurant, instead of saying "super-size it," you say "toddler-size it."
Julie: And if you're really hungry you say "kid-size it."
Scott: Which is weird because most places that means smaller, but at a baby restaurant it means bigger.