Question I Think We're All Asking Ourselves Today
Whatever happened to Ricky Martin?

A Letter
Dear Count Chocula,

I wish your marshmallows didn't get soggy so quickly. Please do something to remedy this, so I can once again enjoy your cereal. Perhaps Lucky the Leprechaun can offer you some tips.

Sincerely,
Scott Collins

A Month Made for Me
According to my grocery circular, March is Frozen Food Month. The only food-themed month that might, and I stress might, be better would be Cereal Month.