What is Gum? Baby Don't Hurt Me...
Today, I finally realized why I hate gum. I was writing a story about Singapore lifting it's ban on gum, and it seemed like I used the word "gum" about 500 times. In search of a synonym, I asked, "What is gum?" After much debate, we came to the conclusion gum is gum...and nothing else. It's not candy. It's not food. It's just gum. Singapore should bring back it's ban. Then I'd move there.