I Think You Probably Agree
I love cable, but I hate cable companies.

Boogity Boogity Boo!
The other night, I had a dream I couldn't get all the boogers out of my nose. Every time I removed one booger, another one would take it's place. Now that's scary!

Someone Should Revoke My Copying Privelages
A couple of recent incidents involving the copy machine at work:
Tuesday: I put the papers in wrong-side up, thus managing to get 8, collated and stapled copies of blank pages.
Wednesday: Instead of making 8 copies of something, I accidentally start to make 38 copies.

But What Proves I'm Really Stupid
Is when I walked into my screen door the other night.