For Someone Who Has to Type for a Living
i sure do a shitty job of it.

reason #1376 i'm a horrible person
tonight, i walked to baskin-robbins to get ice cream. to get there, i have to walk past a lake where a lot of people fo jogging/biking. since it's more scenic to walk on the trail by the lake than to walk by the road, i chose to do so. and the entire walk back, as i was eating my ice cream, i just thought to myself, "gee, i hope i'm making all these people jealous because i'm eating ice cream and they're exercising." i even thought of waving my cone in front of a few joggers' faces, but passed because i didn't want my ice cream to fall on the ground.