I Love the 90s
But seriously, VH1, The Nanny?

You're No Artist, You're Just a Hack
I went to Subway the other day. My sandwich artist didn't know which bread was Italian bread. In fact, it took her three tries to get it right. She didn't know which mustard was spicy mustard. Then, she charged me the wrong price.

If working at Subway's giving you problems, you might want to rethink independent living.