i don't know why, but i hate you
that's how i feel about one of my coworkers. i can't quite pinpoint the source of my deep-seeded dislike. all i know is this: i want to pop her in her jaw every time i see her.

i'm not a special needs child
so i'm not sure why people at work seem so surprised that i can do my job effectively.

kmart....more like gaymart
there's a store here called bi-mart.

i also find fart jokes amusing.

strip mall, meet strip club
the closest target is across the street from a gentleman's club and an adult video store.

h...h...h
the tree is up. but only half the ornaments are on it.

worst thing about moving
none of the lightswitches are in the right place.