the blog is back, bitches
at least for one day.

reason #241 i hate the today show
north korea announces it has nuclear weapons, and katie and matt lead with charles and camilla. to be fair, so did gma and whatever that show is on cbs. but that doesn't make it right. if everyone else jumped off a bridge...actually, i'd be okay with katie couric jumping off a bridge.

we're co-workers, not friends
that's what i want to tell this guy at work. he seems to think we're buddies. he even suggested we see the new star wars movie together. he obviously knows me well.

so bad. so good
have you seen mtv's my super sweet 16? if not, i highly suggest you check it out. it follows spoiled brats as they plan their 16th birthday parties. this week's episode featured a guy, and he was a giant tool. he walked around with his collar flipped up all the time. (while you're at it, why not tuck in your shirt in the front and leave it untucked in back, asswipe?) plus, he bought clothes for girls just so they'd come to his party, and his dad hired professional female dancers to entertain the kids. ricockulous.

kmiz has that effect on people
barf