New Motto for the Summer
Less Work. More MTV.

On Another Note
I drive a death trap.

Graduation

The past 24 hours have been quality. Thanks to all involved.

I Feel Like Shit
Pity me...more than usual. Meow.

WTF?

Meow.

Irrational Fear of the Day
I have too many teeth.

Life Would Be So Much Easier if I Weren't Surrounded by Idiots
So if you're an idiot, stop surrounding me...and stop reading my blog while you're at it. (All non-idiots can continue to read my blog on a regular, semi-regular or occasional basis...your choice.) Of course, the idiots will probably keep reading my blog...because...well....they're idiots.

I'm Number 1!
Number of classes remaining in undergraduate career: 1
Number of papers to write before then: 1
Number of completed pages of said paper: 1
Number of hours of sleep I expect to get tonight: 1

To Julie
Glad to see you're still alive.

Can't...Stop....Producing
So...this weekend, while watching SNL, I critiqued Weekend Update's rundown. Yep. I'm a loser.

I Scream! You Scream! We All Scream for Frozen Desserts!
Shakey's better watch out. There's a new kid in town, and that kid is Cafe Gelato. Not only does Cafe Gelato serve delicious frozen treats, but it's fun to say, "Cafe Gelato: I like it a lot-o." It's not fun to say, "Shakey's: I like it a lot-akeys." That's just dumb.

And if that's not enough for you, check this out!

Maybe this summer's temporary unemployment in Columbia won't be so bad after all.