Things I Should Not Do

Think about buying clothes online when I haven't balanced my checkbook in a month.

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My Apologies

The February 23rd entry should have read "My Winter Driving Skillz" not "My Winter Driving Skills." Scott6103: The Blog regrets the error.

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Yesterday, I lost two sheets of paper integral to my job as a Broadcast I TA. One was my TA schedule for the rest of the semester. The other was a list of popular books used in broadcast journalism education.

Yesterday, I also photocopied 55 camera manuals for Broadcast I.

Yesterday, I photocopied my TA schedule and a list of popular books used in broadcast journalism education into 55 camera manuals for Broadcast I students.

Some Things Suck. Some Things Don't Suck.

Columbia Public Works: Sucks.
My Winter Driving Skills: Also Suck.
Anti-Lock Brakes: Don't Suck.

Exercise Your Rights! This is a Democracy!

Please take part in this timely and important poll.

You'll Have to Do Better Than That, TV Guide

I scored 100% on tvguide.com's Everwood Quiz! Take that!

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My hair looks like Jimmy Neutron's. Hmmmm.

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Right now, I could use whatever a cross between a nap and something really exciting is.

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This morning in a meeting, I mentioned that sometimes I can be cynical and everyone laughed uproariously...as if it's an obvious thing...

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Recipe For Disaster
1 part waking up 30 minutes after you're supposed to be at KOMU to produce the morning show
3 parts reporters who can't cut enough video to cover their stories
2 parts incompetent prompter operator
Dash of anchor attitude
Mix vigorously and let simmer on air for 60 minutes at 6 a.m.

Sufficient Evidence we Need More Gun Control and MU Needs to Look at Its Football Recruiting Policies

This guy's an idiot.

Iowa, You Make Me Smile...You, too, Illinois

So, earlier today I was looking at TV stations' websites as part of my job hunt. I use websites to eliminate stations from my list based on ugly anchors and bad graphics. On this Quad Cities station's website I found the following blurb:

Survivor: Amazon is underway with 16 new contestants competing in Africa's Amazon rain forest and, this time, it's the boys against the girls.  Click here to get all your official Survivor news and play the Subway Survivor Challenge.

Ahh, yes...the Amazon of Africa...the world's lesser-known Amazon.

This station also had the following slogan: you'll say I See. That's the exact same punctuation and capitalization they use. I'll say, "I"m gonna pass."

Buel, can't you do anything about this?

I'm either going to stop wearing pants or somehow remove about half an inch from my legs.

Just a Few of Today's Irrational Thoughts

Am I wearing underwear? (Right before my media management class.)

What if I forgot how to drive right now? (While driving.)

GASP! Cold Pizza?!?!

Those bastards!

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According to one Miss Chrissy Mayer, the computer at her apartment complex's office blocks my blog because of adult content. I feel a little dirty and proud all at the same time.

P.S. Chrissy: Watch lots of NBC Action News for me, okay?