I really don't have anything to say. I'm simply posting because I felt guilty about not having done so for some time. Cheers.

High Upon a Hill So Noble, Challenging the Eye
Stands a school above all others, stands the Raytown High.

Kasper, your hometown can't corner the market on scandal.

Somebody buy me this.

This Week's Change in Staff at Channel 41

And now...sports

When I found these artistic jewels, I regained my will to live. Thank YOU, Uncle James.

A Correction for Animal Lovers

For those of you who "awwwed" at this December 8th post, that was not the intended purpose. You were supposed to be mortified that the story made the website. Come on, people! Less heart! More news judgment!

In Case You Missed It

Julie thinks I look like Brad Pitt, and Kate thinks I look like Cary Grant. Calm down, ladies. There's plenty of Scott to go around.

Tasteless...Yet Hysterical, Too

From a bulletin board about television news (the thread topic was pranks played in newsrooms):
This one time I was screwing this college intern in the control room, and I slipped off my condom while she wasn't looking. A few weeks later she found out she was pregnant. She never could prove I was the father. Boy that was a hoot! She got a quickie abortion and named the fetus "Clumpy."

BREAKING NEWS!!!

This is hard-hitting stuff.

Sign It's Time to Quit Working on My Already-Frustrating Homework and Leave the Computer Lab:

The girl sitting next to me who is talking to her boyfriend on her cell phone tells him that her cousins crochet chain mail. There's no making this shit up, folks. Truth is stranger than fiction.

Why Is It Nothing Sounds Good to Eat? OR My Trip to the Grocery Store

It's a bad sign when you run into somebody you know at the grocery store and he looks at your basket full of this week's groceries and remarks, "Snacks, huh?"

Things That Are Disappointing
-The J-School's sorry-ass excuse for a Christmas tree
-The chicken salad sandwich I had for lunch at the Artisan
-My grade on my English paper
-Mizzou's computer labs

Things That Are Good
-Cross-cultural being canceled
-Receiving an e-mail from someone I gave a tour to in June...just so she could let me know she was accepted
-Having 7 items crossed off my to-do list (which is remarkably similar to yesterday's to-do list)

I wasn't getting anything done at home, so I came to the office to try and get some work done before my 4 p.m. meeting. I'm still not getting anything done...but at least I'm not getting anything done someplace other than my apartment.

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Who needs antidepressants when you have a Christmas tree? Every time I look at the darn thing, it makes me smile.

Usually, it's not until well into the second hamburger of my "two cheeseburger no cheese" meal at McDonald's that I feel like spewing. Today, I felt like spewing after bite one. All in an effort to avoid Chipotle because I feel I eat there too much. Thank YOU, Ronald.